if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
hey this one can’t run away
The year is 2064. Fall Out Boy are sat in a retirement home. One day, while playing a game of bingo, Pete suddenly turns to Patrick. An alarmed expression covers his face as he whispers “we forgot to release the centuries video”
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
There are negative notes….
WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?
HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!
Reblogging for the negative notes
the notes are GONE
OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFEanother
check out this periodic table
I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit