burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy)

drive-ride-drive:

I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was

hey this one can’t run away

punkfob:

The year is 2064. Fall Out Boy are sat in a retirement home. One day, while playing a game of bingo, Pete suddenly turns to Patrick. An alarmed expression covers his face as he whispers “we forgot to release the centuries video”

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor
Wheres my tractor
Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

irwinsxcheeks:

lapfulofmisha:

yay-someoneactually:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

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There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

Reblogging for the negative notes

the notes are GONE

communistbakery:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

another

kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

jemily-faberritana:

hellyeahazza:

I can read the filthiest smut with the straightest fucking face you’ve ever seen in your life.